Goodbye TYPE 1, Hello Professional Hater! 👋🏼
Because someone has to do it…
i’ve gone through a lot of changes lately – i moved in with a partner for the first time! i traversed boroughs from brooklyn (officially an island gyal now) to my new apartment in manhattan! i quit my job to freelance! i am now the wicked stepmother to a real life cat! doing all of the scary change all at once did help – when it’s all in one fell swoop, the body doesn’t know.
needless to say, it’s been a lot for one person to handle. i thoroughly enjoyed writing this substack, however it was constantly being pushed to the back burner and i felt with the current format it was hard to lock in to a theme for a post that inspired me! trying to find the through-line led me to delay posts for weeks or months. i’m pausing on paid subscriptions and hoping to write this in a more casual format when the mood strikes. so call me dr. steven levine, cause I’m giving this Substack 45cc under the muscle, a whole new face and a whole new format!
*drumroll please*……welcome to Professional Hater! i’m your Hater-in-Chief! i feel like this new platform will be a great way to write about a variety of views on a wider range of topics!
"Nothing brings you together like a common enemy" - David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
we’re hating THINGS, PEOPLE, PLACES, nothing is off limits! while food will still be involved to some degree, i can now write about something i am even more passionate about – being a HATER! I am also working on a curated list of contributing haters – haters-at-large if you will – and I am excited to bring their HPOV (hating points of view) to you!
Can’t wait to sip some haterade with you all! <3
Xx, Aaron






I feel home